Scott Disick: My Dong Is Too Big For My Lady Friends to Handle

Scott Disick is not exactly a humble man.

He may have named his clothing brand Talentless in acknowledgement of claims that he’s only famous for impregnating Kourtney Kardashian.

But Scott wants the whole world to know that he’s blessed by a tremendous hidden gift.

And yes, but that we mean that he has a big ol’ dong.

Scott didn’t come right out and say that he’s blessed with BDE, but he strongly implied as much with his latest Instagram Story.

Disick was posting on the topic of a new reality show which is casting large-wanged men.

He shared a New York Post article with the headline “Men with large penises wanted in casting call for doc Too Large to Love.”

As first reported by In Touch, Disick explained that while he certainly qualifies, he’s not interested in a role on the series.

“Hard pass [for] me,” Scott wrote.

As longtime Kardashian viewers know, Scott’s mammoth meat has been a topic of discussion on numerous occasions.

Kourtney once explained to her sisters that Scott’s disick is like “an elephant trunk.”

“We went on a date night in the Meatpacking [District of Manhattan] last night,” she told Kim and Khloe after an article came out that said Scott was “packing meat” during their night on the town.

“Scott was wearing a suit with no underwear last night, so you could see, like, something.”

“What?! Like, that’s not normal,” an astonished Kim declared.

“We have got to buy him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out!”

At the time, Kourtney might have been the envy of her sisters but Scott’s dong got him into some considerable trouble over the course of their ill-fated relationship.

After smuggling a female “friend” onto a family vacation in Costa Rica, Scott confessed to Kourtney that he feels like some sort of “f—ked up, horrible adult addict.”

“I definitely feel relieved that we had that conversation at dinner, and now I can move forward,” Kourtney said in response to the confession.

“It’s been nonsense for 10 years, like up and down, so this is like the final door closed. We’re done.”

While adult addiction might have explained his rampant infidelity during his years with Kourtney, Scott later withdrew that claim.

“I would say I think it’s a little rude that everybody keeps addressing me as a adult addict. I just like adult, but I’m not a adult addict,” he told E! News in 2017.

“I said that in a humorous, joking fashion on the show and now I’m getting billed as one, and it’s not the case. I do like adult, but I am not an addict.”

These days, of course, Scott and Kourtney’s relationship is long over, and she’s found happiness with new husband Travis Barker.

As for Scott? Well, he spent the Fourth of July partying with bikini-clad models.

So we guess between that and the giant dong, the guy is doing pretty well for himself!

We guess there is life after a Kardashian relationship!